Got 99 Problems. . .
Oh, dear, sometimes bitchiness is just damn awesome.
"Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers."
10 Things I Hate About You
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
"Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87."
"Dawson? He's saving himself for Joey. Or old age, whichever comes first."